DEPORT Indian Bronson to Afghanistan

For the right amount, I will never set foot in the US again.

Good news for Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul, Afghanistan:

Sumaira Khan @sumrkhan1

First international flight from the United Arab Emirates will arrive at #Kabul Airport shortly #UAE AMARATI OFFICIALS are arriving in Kabul to meet senior #Taliban officials...

September 3rd 2021

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Amarendra Nath Bokshi @anbokshi

Big Olive Branch for #India "We hope that Hindus and Sikhs who were in Afghanistan and had migrated to India in the last 20 years would come back soon." Sher Stanikzai EXCLUSIVE | Taliban Foreign Affairs Chief Holds Out Olive Branch to India, Warns on ‘Using’ AfghanistanAn alumnus of the Indian Military Academy who is tipped to be Afghanistan’s foreign minister has told CNN-News18 that his country will not pick sides between India and Pakistan.news18.com

August 30th 2021

Lasad Corday @LasadCorday

Little Dark Age — Afghanistan Edition

August 20th 2021

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Having subjected everyone on Twitter and Substack to not-so-low-key Taliban praise, it’s time for me to put my (your) money where my mouth is.

With 108 new subscribers at the DEPORT me to Kabul tier by September’s end, I will go to Afghanistan and make contact with the Emirate government.

Obviously, this will mean *exclusive* weapons-grade content and revelry.

If (from the time of this writing), we do not reach 108 subscribers, any subscriber who signed up to deport me will be COMPED, and will pay nothing.

For 100008 realized and check cleared DEPORT me to Kabul subscribers or the monetary equivalent* by the end of September, I will not return to the United States of America.

You can kick me out, forever**.

Cheers,
— IB

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* I am aware of four billionaires past the one billion mark who read this blog. If you deport me from America forever for 50 million US dollars, completely lunatic terms that I would abide by but do not really believe you’d pursue…I don’t know what that’d say about either of us, exactly, but it’d be pretty funny.

** If I am extradited back here, I mean, take it up with the government.